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The Clumsy Bird Gets 'Fat' First

Rating 3.0
Word count
180K words
Chapters
19
ISBN
9787554606292

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Summary

Heroine's inner monologue: Please stop tormenting my fat body and soul!

As a rookie wedding planner, Xia Xiaoluo thinks her luck is pretty good! Just as she effortlessly landed this big case that everyone envies. At first she thought it was a cushy job, but who knew she'd fall into a bizarre cycle of being messed with. Trying on wedding dresses, writing lyrics, reciting love poems... and even dressing up as the bride to confess to him? Faced with a customer full of tricks, Xia Xiaoluo is clearly falling apart inside, yet she still has to put on a calm smile. However, when she learns that the customer's "torment" has a hidden motive, she completely loses her cool! Hmph, sure enough, what falls from the sky isn't necessarily a pie—more likely a trap. But trapping her won't be so easy! Unless... food is used as bait... And wouldn't you know it, the "hunter" knows this trick well. From then on, this chubby clumsy bird can't escape even with wings...

Editor's review

This is a lighthearted urban romance novel set against the wedding planning profession. The heroine, Xia Xiaoluo, is a rookie wedding planner who unexpectedly lands a big case everyone envies. She thinks she's found a cushy job, only to be worn down by a customer's endless demands—trying on wedding dresses, writing lyrics, reciting love poems, dressing up as the bride to confess—until she discovers the customer's "torment" has another motive and realizes what falls from the sky isn't always a pie. Told through first-person-style inner grumbling, the story has a lively, playful tone that makes the awkwardness and defiance of a workplace newbie genuinely funny; the food-as-bait interactions between the leads add a light, sweet touch to the romance. The pace is brisk and the conflict stays at the interpersonal and emotional level, making it suitable for relaxed reading during commutes or before bed, and for readers who enjoy light sweet romance mixed with a workplace setting. No need to seek depth—just enjoy the banter and plot twists.

Who it's for

A good fit for

  • Readers who enjoy light sweet urban romance and want relaxing reading
  • Readers interested in the wedding planning industry setting and workplace daily life
  • Young readers who prefer lively, humorous narration and first-person grumbling style
  • People who need brisk reading material to pass fragmented time during commutes or before bed

Not a good fit for

  • Readers expecting serious literary depth or exploration of social issues
  • Readers who dislike sweet romance tropes and exaggerated plot setups
  • Professionals seeking a real industry guide or practical wedding planning knowledge

Reading tips

  1. Treat it as light reading and move through it chapter by chapter; no need to scrutinize plot plausibility.
  2. Pay attention to the heroine's inner grumbling when dealing with bizarre demands—it's the main source of comedy.
  3. You can mark the food-interaction passages between the leads separately and revisit how the romance develops after finishing.
  4. Suitable for segmented reading during commutes or before bed, one or two chapters at a time, to keep a light rhythm.

About the publisher

Guwuxuan Publishing House China · Founded in 1989

Based in Suzhou, Guwuxuan Publishing House publishes in fields including Eastern philosophy, literary appreciation and foreign literature, as well as essays and philosophical readers. Judging from its catalog, the press carries Chinese classics such as A New Account of the Tales of the World, Reminiscences of Tao'an, Instructions for Practical Living and Discourses on Salt and Iron, while also offering Chinese translations of foreign literature including The Myth of Sisyphus, Rashomon, The Temple of the Golden Pavilion and Tagore's poetry collections. Its authors and translators include Liu Yiqing, Zhang Dai, Wang Shouren, Albert Camus, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Yukio Mishima, Li Yumin and Chen Dewen. The press is characterized by giving equal weight to Chinese and foreign classics, combining the organization of traditional texts with the introduction of foreign literature. As public information is limited, this profile is based only on the books in our catalog.

Contents

  1. 版权信息
  2. 第一章 天上掉馅饼
  3. 第二章 吃人嘴软
  4. 第三章 不雅画像
  5. 第四章 视死如归
  6. 第五章 确定关系
  7. 第六章 乌龙事件
  8. 第七章 真心遭拒
  9. 第八章 真人露相
  10. 第九章 故人重逢
  11. 第十章 惨痛入院
  12. 第十一章 恋爱的甜蜜
  13. 第十二章 新公司报到
  14. 第十三章 傻人有傻福
  15. 第十四章 一夜良宵
  16. 第十五章 被逼婚了
  17. 第十六章 不被打倒
  18. 第十七章 彭阔出事
  19. 第十八章 各归各位

FAQ

Is this book a sweet romance or a workplace story?
It leans more toward light sweet romance set against the wedding planner workplace. The workplace provides the endless customer demands and newbie awkwardness, while the romance centers on the leads' food-as-bait interactions. The two are intertwined, but overall it's a brisk romantic comedy.
Is the heroine's personality too much of a doormat?
The heroine does often feel like falling apart when facing bizarre demands, but the narration presents it through inner grumbling and a refusal to give up, not pure submission. She gradually pushes back while reacting passively, so readers feel the comedic awkwardness more than oppression.
Is it better for reading in one sitting or slowly?
Either works. The plot is brisk with clear hooks between chapters, making it easy to finish in one sitting; but as relaxing reading, it's better suited to one or two chapters per commute or before bed—enough to follow the interactions without feeling the tropes repeat from continuous reading.

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About the author

叶秋 Author · Chinese · 1988

Ye Qiu was born in Beijing in 1988. She has written under the pen name Pipixiang and once worked as an editor at a fiction website; she is now a full-time writer. Public information about her is limited. Two of her works are currently included in the database, both in the fields of youth literature and modern romance. Her representative novel, Please Stay Away from Me, Top Student, was adapted into the web drama Crystal Summer and tells a story of youthful romance on campus. Clumsy Bird Gets “Fat” First continues in the same light, lively style of urban youth fiction. Ye Qiu's writing tends to focus on the emotional interactions and growing experiences of young people, with easy and natural language and plots close to contemporary campus and urban life, attracting a certain readership among fans of youth literature.

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